Thursday, May 31, 2007

My Legacy

Hmm, I somewhat remember stating in may last entry that I was going to do an Uber post on cooking. I don't know if this will qualify, but I promise this will be my longest post to date (ie, it'll take you longer than 2 minutes to read).

I was killing some time at work today (who, me?) and I stumbled across an outline for a cookbook idea I had from 2003. Yawn, another cookbook you say? I agree, the world needs another cookbook like I need an IRS audit (shhhh!) Well, I'm going to do it anyway. What will be different about it you ask?

1.It'll be an electronic version which has a significant advantage over the traditional bound version: you can print off the recipe you want and don't have to worry about getting your beautiful coffee table book splattered with bechemel sauce. Plus, have you ever tried propping open your beautiful book with a couple of cans of tomatoes? It aint pretty or practical.

2. It'll be a conglomeration of recipes I've used over the years and tweaked for my own use (ie, I stole them like every other cookbook author on the planet).

3. It'll be full of practical ideas and tips from a non-professional chef; in other words it'll be for the home cook who wants to cook a good, wholesome meal for their friends or family, or even just themselves.

4. Every recipe will have detailed nutritional information. I am in NO WAY an advocate of any type of diet other than common sense, but part of that is knowing that if you'll be eating a serving of Beef Stroganov that has 900 calories that maybe you should skip that Big Mac and fries for lunch in order to enjoy your dinner guilt free.

5. It will contain real pictures taken by me in my own kitchen, not some food stylist.

6. It will contain my witty sense of humor and will rip on food fads, all you can eat buffets and general dumb-assery that we're all subjected to.

7. It will be much different than most cookbooks because it won't focus on a single cuisine or cooking style. I'll have French, Italian, Chinese, American, Mexican, BBQ, pastries, bread, desserts, special occasions and so forth.

7. It will be FREE to download (unless of course I can get someone foolish enough, err, I mean has the foresight to see what a great idea this is and actually pay me for it).

I have no time table of when it will be done, but considering the outline was done four years ago and I've done nothing since, I can't think that it'll be available for Christmas this year :) Honestly what I plan on doing is each time I make something for dinner that I think would be a good addition to the book I'll type the recipe, take the photos and gather the nutitional information.

I called the title of this post my legacy because this is something that I can be proud of and, more importantly, I would love for my kids and grandkids say, "Wow, my dad made this and it's cool as hell." Sure, I don't expect nor really care to make any money off this but it's really not the point. To be able to be remembered for doing something really cool is enough for me, and if you're a single guy and I help you get laid by giving you the means to cook up a special dinner for your girl than all the bestter :)

In order to make this a blog-worthy project I'll post the recipes and photos as I go. Remember though, I'm married with two kids and both my wife and I work which means we do our fair share of eating take out pizza, having pancakes for dinner and so forth. I guess I'm saying I can be lazy and don't always have the energy or time to cook so don't go expecting new recipes nightly. Plus I have my staples that I make over and over so the number of new recipes to expect would be 2-8 per week, with the occasionaly flurry of activity one week and next to nothing the next.

What to expect next? I first have to get my damn digital camera back from the in-laws; I expect to pick it up this weekend. I then need to rework my outline. I have some unique ideas that I haven't seen in other cookbooks so I'm anxious to get them on paper.

Oh, one last thing. You may have noticed that my above post is a rambling affair with scattered thoughts and was unedited. Well, you're right. It's a blog damnit! Why do I say this? In order to assure you that I intend the book read like a book and not a blog. If any of you are editors or know any that like to work for free let me know.

Hmm, not even close to an Uber but that's why Iggy is the Blogfather and I'm me :)

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Grillin' and Chillin'

Since I spent all weekend helping my brother in law side his house I never had the chance to grill over the holiday weekend, so tonight I'm grilling some great Iowa chops and corn on the cob for dinner, as well as sipping a couple of Sierra Nevada Pale Ales. I know my blogger hero Iggy is a Guiness guy, but to me NOTHING beats a good pale ale. I love the flavor and bitterness of a good ale.

I would like to start a new feature where I show pictures of my cooking but it'll have to wait a little bit since my in-laws borrowed our digital camera since theirs is in for repairs. I will show you something I've made in the past, just to get you drooling:



This is the best chicken you'll ever eat. It's Beer Can Chicken and it's the best use of Bud Lite ever (sure is better than drinking the crap!).


Still waiting patiently for my deposit in Epassporte to clear so I can move off those damn $1.20 SNG's. I've won a few and have had a few bad beats so I'm still in micro stage until my deposit clears when I'll move all the way up to the $5 SNG's!

Iggy is best known for his Uber posts on poker; I'm soon going to do an Uber on cooking. There's nothing better than wasting an hour at work reading a post so I want to do my part to help destroy workplace productivity.

Stay tuned...

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Vegas Bound

Wow, two posts in a week, that hasn't happend since last summer. Now that I'm playing poker again (albeit at micro stakes right now) I guess I may post somewhat regularly now. I will also post more on cooking but not today.

I'm scheduled for a guys trip to Vegas in November so I'm pretty stoked about that. We'll be staying at the Hooters Hotel but I'm not sure where I'll be playing poker. I know the MGM is right accross the street so if Hooters is totally lame I'll probably end up there. My goal is to start playing more poker online to help fund my trip, or at least give me a poker bankroll. I'd like to take around $500 or so for dedicated poker playing or more if I can score online. Pretty small stake I agree, but I'll be with a bunch of friends so I'm sure there will be plenty of drinking involved.

I had like $7 left in my Stars account from when I cashed out my money for my Paris trip and I've been trying to build that up while the money I deposited in Epassporte is cleared. Wow, 10 days to get my money! That blows but there aren't many options available now. It'll be nice being able to play higher than .05-.10 or $1.20 SNG's! I've been re-reading all three volumes of HOH and damn those are good. Just let me re-emphisize how BAD I think the Sklanksy/Miller NL book is. I guess the fact I hate NL cash games clouds my opinion, but man oh man it's on a reading a physics text book level of boring.

Nothing to do with either poker or cooking but I've been jogging for the past 6 weeks and I love it. Working up to a 5K in a couple of weeks and then a big field 7 mile race here at the end of July. The course is very hilly and brutal so I want to be prepared for that. I've done the race a few times in the past but I plan on having my best race ever this year. I'm at about 180 pounds now and it would be really helpful if I could drop about 10 pounds by then. I'm down from about 185 in february so I'm on my way.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I'm.....back?

Chirp, chirp.
OK, I'm back from the dead, err Paris....like 6 months ago! OK, here are some pictures from Paris and cooking school that I promised in my last post:



Chocolate anyone? Good, good shit! Yes, I made it.







Some awesome bread my bro and I made














Yes, that's me and I'm eating bone marrow...yum














Here's my instructor making chocolate croissant











More content to come, including my return to the poker tables...